Now the four jog, without Eric. Kendal is hurting, so the boys go ahead while the girls walk. You know they just want to talk shit...which they immediately start doing. Rachel starts camera-talking that you have to be patient with Shane and that he can insult you without even thinking. The girls, walking, talk about how Shane is really self-centered and doesn't think. Kendal says it's sad how much Shane wants somebody and how it's making him bitter. Yeah, because you have the prize that is Eric, honey. Congratulations, Kendal. By the way, the girls are walking on some scary Blair Witch two-lane highway in the middle of the Ozarks or some shit. If there wasn't a camera following them, those girls would be dead, wrapped in plastic by now.
RV. The kids get a NEXTEL DIRECT CONNECT clue in which the poor B/M Girl asks them if they're ready to "suck it up." They are all more than ready to start sucking. (In fact, they started sucking a long time ago.) The recorded message fools them as they keep answering her. She directs them to Clark Atlanta University. Darrell is very psyched. Suddenly, DOMINO'S PIZZA delivers. And, that plug out of the way, they move on.
The hysterical Chorus of Yos from the song "Welcome To Atlanta" starts as the kids drive the RV into the titular city. (Hee. I said "titular.") They arrive at the campus to find students practicing a step show. Sarah sees all the black people dancing, and declares it "nuts." She then camera-blahs that she didn't even know what stepping was until now. The Mayors show up with the money. The kids think they're winning it this time. Eric then camera-tools that he saw six step groups rehearsing, but instead he shows his big stupid All-American teeth and babbles on about, "hitting it...bouncing it...shaking that ass." And as he's saying this, he's swaying a little bit, in a very sad way, trying desperately to make someone -- the cameraman, anyone -- think he's cool. Only Kendal bites. Only Kendal.













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