After, Sarah camera-talks that they're going out and treating the MTV.com losers to a night out at the Tongue and Groove Dance Club. They're all dancing and getting drunk. Eric kisses Kendal. They're playing the same Outkast song and the drunk-ass MTV.com girls keep fucking up the lyrics. The little whorey one looks like she's about to show her titties at any second. Suddenly, Shane is talking and as we see the two couples making out, he says that Eric and Kendal are perfect for each other. Then he says, "Rachel and Darrell...like, I think she's such a cool person, that I can see why Darrell likes her." Man, ouch. I think Shane wants him some Darrell. Now Shane babbles on that he feels on the outside and it sucks, but if there were a guy on the trip he'd hit that shit, so "go for it," he needlessly tells the couples, because they already are. "Do it." Then Shane goes to poor Sarah, who's just sitting there minding her own business, and starts molesting her, grinding his gayhood into her and fake going down on her. Poor Sarah looks very scared and uncomfortable. Everyone stands around laughing and Sarah now is pretending to dig the neck kissing and suddenly I get really uncomfortable as Eric bends down and starts patting Shane's thrusting ass. And...we shudder to black.

Next time...students throw rotten food at the kids, who are tied two-together onto the tops of poles. What? Huh? Shane then tells us, "Sarah, sucks." Well, yeah, but so? He goes on that he's tired of carrying her weight. Now drunk in the RV, Darrell is yelling something into the NEXTEL that he's not supposed to, and Shane slaps him in the face. "C'mon, Dog," says Darrell, showing amazing restraint. Shane asks us what he was thinking. Don't know, dude, but you better start running. We see Darrell walking away, talking to the air that he's going to pop Shane and he's warning him and he's serious. And that's it. Goodbye.

And the whole world hates it when you watch Road Rules. Buh buh duh. Buh bup pa duh.