The kids meet back at the Shasta. Sloan tells sweet Kathryn he felt sort of bad deceiving the others like that; she justifies the lie for him. Theo and Laterrian hang out the RV's window. Theo says, and this is word for word, "And I got one, uh, thing for, uh, the, uh, Real, uh, Belfort mansion Real World: Wazzup!" Can that man deliver a line, or what? You know he was working on that for hours, and just choked when the camera was on. He's all hitting himself back in the Shasta, "Stupid! Stupid, Theo. I screwed it all up! It would have been so funny. Stupid!" (I have a theory, by the way. It is simply that Theo is more spunky and talkative during this episode because he's from Louisiana, and feels more comfortable, surrounded, as he is, by his fellow hicks. Just a thought.) "Phase Two" begins as the kids have to take photos with the dog in front of a certain famous house.
Msaada does a kinda stupid floaty thing about the mission being a piece of cake, but she really doesn't look like she's enjoying it. Next comes floaty Holly -- Whoa! Holly has the Blue Star of Evil on her cheek. Theo must have given her the disease! Oh, christ. Poor Holly. Holly, we hardly knew ye! Anyway, Holly, now marked and certain to die a horrible, ungodly death soon, explains that the second picture has to be with Mike the Tiger, LSU's mascot. Holly is so awkward in front of the camera. I'm actually feeling a little bad for her now. What, with the Scaryteeth and the Blue Star of Evil and the awkwardness and Theo shooting down her ideas and getting no attention this episode -- I almost miss her vile ways. So the kids arrive at the zoo to find Mike asleep for the night. The kids pointlessly yell at the tiger to wake up, unable to comprehend any creature on this planet not hopping to when the Six of Suck come a-calling. It's 7:00 PM and they have one hour left, and we go to commercial.













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