They freak to find that the bathrooms are just holes in the floor. The girls decide to just use the RV toilet after Sophia floats about the holes; I think she talks about them being full of "shit" but they do a typical terrible sound edit to get rid of the word. I fucking hate MTV. They won't even let Weezer say the word "hash." Rock and roll my ass. Meanwhile, the boys pee; someone pisses on himself and they all laugh. Ellen stares at the landscape and the locals and turns up her nose and says that she's trying to take it all in but that it's just "weird." It's called a Foreign Country, honey. It's not weird to them. You're the weird.

The kids keep driving, and Sophia floats that she thinks Morocco is "awesome." A song plays which goes, "strange, strange world" and B/M does it again. Classy. Montage of driving; Sophia floats more about the interesting scenery with crumbling buildings. Adam then talks about pedestrians and that whoever has the bigger vehicle has the right of way. Jisela starts honking the horn, but the others tell her to stop. People keep walking right in front of them. It's like New York. Ellen brats at people to move. Adam is getting annoyed and says that no one has any patience. Steve then says that married women totally cover up. Ellen is sitting up front and just has a sour look on her face. She yells at some guy not to stare at her, calling him "gross!" Adam says that they're American and so should get used to it and Ellen replies, "No, but, he made, like, a bad, like, face...I don't like people looking at me like I'm a piece of meat." The Oxen of Irony rams their heads into the Tioga. Blair floats that Ellen's wearing little clothing in this country is going to cause problems. Blair then chomps on the Pita of Foreshadowing, dipping it in hummus first, because, you know, he likes to eat a lot. Commercials.