Jisela tells us that she won't get kicked off, so obviously she's the one who will get kicked off. The kids then do shots and lie that they'll be the first cast to go ten for ten. As they drink and The Music of My Long and Terrifying Summer plays, two white Navy S.E.A.L.-looking dudes stroll in. They will be taking the kids by helicopter to their first mission in the desert. Maverick and Goose explain that the chopper can't land in the sand, so the kids will have to climb out by rope ladder at two hundred feet. Jisela and Adam volunteer to go first.
At the landing pad, the kids slap hands, and Jisela dances around. Left Eye Ellen whores that Jisela acts tough but might not be. Stunning insight. Ellen sucks up to Jisela so hard and agrees with everything she says as Jisela says she doesn't care who is on the trip with her as long as they do the missions. Ellen is a little sponge. Ellen is so insecure. Ellen is fucking fascinating. Ellen jumps up and down as Sophia explains to us that if they fall off the ladder (sadly, I think they'll each have on some sort of safety harness and won't actually just plummet to their deaths), they'll have twenty seconds to get back on). The chopper takes off and crashes into a palm tree. Everyone dies. Season's over.













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