Back up. Steve says that the "unstability [sic] of the ropes being so close together makes it hard" and gave him vertigo. I guess he also learned English in a box. Ellen yells up for him to go "sideways." What? Well, that doesn't seem like very good advice to give someone climbing down a vertical ladder. Also, they're right under a helicopter and up two hundred feet. I'm no physicist, but I'm sorta doubting they can hear you at that point. Blair then tells us that Steve's shoe falls off, which we see, so he kicks his other shoe off. I pray for it to hit Ellen, but it doesn't. I guess poor-ass Steve is used to being shoeless. Sophia says that her "big butt" can't make it down the ladder. But she does. They both do. Everyone screams and congratulates them. Ellen floats that Jisela is not a wimp, but that it takes more than confidence and pride to succeed sometimes. Man, now why does Ellen have to get all astute on us? Damn. Anyway, it's a good point, because Jisela is all spackle and paint, but who knows what's underneath?

The kids are not sure that they accomplished that part of the mission or not, but now they go over and open a chest. They get a GPS device and a note saying they have to be at "mark two" by sundown. They get a map and money and food and traditional blue outfits. Someone says, "We're going to be true rocking style, yo." Man, what year is this? Blair then floats that they turned around and saw camels, which they'll have to ride. Some dude -- Abdul -- comes out and teaches them how to put on heir headdresses, which they all fuck up. He then quickly gives them commands for the camels, and the kids climb up on the beasts. Adam, using the GPS, gives them a direction and they take off on the camels. The B/M Editing Staff -- who hate me, I'm sure -- get bored and do a little 1984 editing trick that makes the kids look like they disappear. How very Bewitched of you guys. Nice job.

So naturally the camels, like all of us, hate the kids and refuse to move or "zit" or whatever they're supposed to be doing. We get a montage of the kids yelling at the camels and the camels growling at them and people floating, talking about having defective camels and blah blah blah Ishtarcakes. Ellen screams in fear of her camel. Jisela yells at hers. Sophia thinks this is going to "suck." Jisela floats that her camel suddenly decided to run, and then we see her fall off. Hee. It's very very funny. She's laughing but upset, and I'm laughing and also upset, but for a different reason, but then we get commercials and everything is right with the world again.