Sarah goes on with her sob story about how they waited up one night and said, "This just isn't working for us anymore." You have to feel a little sorry for Sarah here, and it seems everyone does. Except her parents, I'm sure. Sarah now camera-blehs that, for the first week, she felt very alone, but now the dynamic is great and then she delusionally says she's not the most likely to be booted. Hee. Right. And Mystikal didn't rape anyone.
More driving. Driving. Crap music. Night. RV park. Darrell shills for the man by telling us that they got a clue -- a " DIRECT CONNECT from NEXTEL." The kids gather around as the fake person says they're going to 'Bama early the next morning, and they have to have good "balance." The kids try to figure out what their mission is from the clues, hurting their brains, while Kendal camera-talks that they have to pass this mission and they don't want to leave anyone behind. Even though they will.
Later. The kids make crank calls to people Shane hates from his dorm. They're all drunk. Darrell takes the phone and starts riffing. The captioners have no idea what he's saying, so they just type "...". Hee. It's the worst crank call ever because he's like, "Who am I calling? Oh, yeah, where's that female...Kate! Kate, yeah, that's it." Now Darrell says, "It's Shane. Sugar Shane," and Shane says Darrell's not supposed to say Shane's name. Man, the worst. Even Marlee Matlin could tell the difference between Shane's and Darrell's voices. So then Shane reaches over and bats Darrell in the head, kinda hard. "C'mon, dog," says Darrell and it would be okay, but B/M pipes in the dramatic music and Shane hangs his head and everyone gets very Daddy's Drunk And Angry And What's Going To Happen? Shane camera-talks that he feels like an idiot, and suddenly the fun is over as we see Darrell getting more and more pissed. Now, I'll say this: it's stupid of Shane to hit Darrell. Dumb. Yes. And annoying to Darrell that he can't hit back because of Stephen hitting Irene and the new rules. But. People seem to be making excuses as to why they can see Darrell being so mad because he's a boxer and because Shane is gay and because Darrell has black pride and doesn't like gay people. All of that is bullshit. Bullshit excuses. The minute you start making those excuses, setting different rules for different people...well, that's the day you become B/M.