Road Rules

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The Bitchslap Heard 'Round the RV

RV. Driving. Rain. There is a leak in the front of the RV, so they stop. Then -- in the biggest Why Bother, B/M? You Lame-os moment -- Color Me Losers pulls up and returns the horns to Eric. The kids all thank them as Color Me Losers also give the kids a bottle of wine. I wouldn't drink that. The boys give gay hand signals as they strut back to their ass truck. Eric then camera-talks something about the boys playing their cards and they bluffed and now the kids got their horns back. Hm. Now the truck is driving away but there is no room for all five of the douchebags, so there is obviously another car, but they tried to make it look like...ah, fuck it. Who cares? The kids have their horns back. Also, who cares?

Now in the RV, Darrell gets to finally make fun of Shane for crying up on the pole. He then camera-talks that the slap is over and he's not even worried about it. Well, that's good. Shane now says he wishes he could have been the one whispering encouragement. (Darrell's looking like, "Don't say I was whispering in your ear, dog. I got a rep, yo.") Now Shane gives his expert assessment that Darrell was pissed about the hit, but he was the bigger person by not hitting back. Yeah, you bet Shane is happy about that decision. Darrell now tells us that the mission was the hardest; it was hell for him. Shane camera-talks about his temper and says he wants to be better. Everyone is giggling at something as we pan into the back room, where Sarah sleeps, alone. Ah, man. How sad that is. And, over.

Next...Bees. Snakes. The kids have to touch them. Then an alligator. Rachel yells at them when they're fucking with an alligator and Darrell camera-talks that Rachel be cool one minute and the next minute be mad. Uh, yeah. She's a girl. Rachel yells at them all that she hopes they're reincarnated as animals and people fuck with them in the same way. If Sarah were reincarnated as an animal, it would be my cat, who just sleeps, eats, pukes, and pretends she's going to faint if I ever try to play with her.

Until next week, people!

Road Rules

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