Now in the rooms, we go back and forth between the girls' and boys' rooms. Everyone gets a demerit for not buttoning all buttons when they hang up their clothes. The boys finally get three demerits for a dirty sink, then the Colonel has had enough and bails. The boys relax the minute he leaves, but worry that they have one hundred demerits. I wish I could just run around giving people demerits. I give B/M one million demerits for each season of Road Rules. I also give my cat twenty-five demerits for puking this morning. My gardener gets fifty demerits for putting in a faulty sprinkler controller. I give the pollen that's making me sneeze thirty-five demerits. Also, I give Blue Cross four million demerits for constantly raising my rates and Barry Sonnenfeld gets three thousand demerits for making Men in Black II so lame. While I'm at it, I'll give that woman who drowned all her kids one billion demerits, because that shit just ain't right.
Night. Outside. Still raining. They go down the line listing off their demerits. Darrell is first. He says, "Sir, to this cadet recruit Darrell's knowledge, I do not know how many demerits I have, sir." Hee. We get a flashback of Darrell getting yelled at. Someone writes on a board. Looks like he has seven. Shane tells us he thinks he has thirty to forty. We see him getting yelled at, being kindly advised to remove his head from his rectum. It looks like he has thirty-one. Kendal has five for mouthing off. We see someone yelling at her. Sarah says something about demerits affecting them getting to the Bulldog Challenge. I give Sarah four demerits, just because. Now Mr. Cox (his folks get ten demerits for giving him such a goofy last name) says they've impressed someone with their willingness to learn, and then he repeats that they must not go over one hundred to make it and they're going to tally the score now and they try to fake us out by having him write what looks like a "1" but really he's writing a "9" and their final demerit tally is ninety-eight. Bullshit! Such bullshit, man. I don't buy it for a second. B/M, you get 50,000 more demerits for that. Anyway, tomorrow they're going to the Bullshit...I mean, Bulldog Challenge.