Road Rules

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Stee: C+ | 473 USERS: C+
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Eric tools that it's going to be hard and Rachel slags that she's really pumped for this. Shane, looking like he's fucking with us, says that there is no doubt in his mind that they're going to all pass the mission. Whatever. One demerit.

Now in their bathrobes, the girls are running across the quad being yelled at, and fucking Sarah totally bails. Her legs fly out from under her and she flops onto her back. Hee. I love people falling. It's the funniest thing. So they ask her if she's all right and is she sure, and she says, "Sir, yes, sir!" So now ManlyRusskie is holding onto Sarah's arm as she walks on...hee...and...ho hee...she falls again! Her legs fly out from under her and she crashes onto her left side. Goddamn, that's good stuff. No demerits for B/M for that! Sarah then camera-talks that she realizes there is something seriously wrong with her leg. Now in the room, ManlyRusskie asks if Sarah wants some ice for her leg. "Ma'am, yes, ma'am!" she says. I thought it was funnier when she called her "Sir." Sarah, looking like such a hangdog, tells us she just wants the pain in her leg to go away so she can bleh blah bloo. Shut up, you fell. Twice! Heeeeeee.

Morning. Shane tells us that they're marching to the doctor to see if Sarah can compete with them. The kids have their faces painted all funny. Kendal and Eric have Braveheart shit on. The doctor comes by and tells Sarah she looks cute this morning. Ew. Sarah laughs and then limps in. Kendal tells us that Sarah does seem really hurt, and that it's up to the doctor now. Outside in the hall, the kids discuss it. Some want to carry her. Kendal says they can't force Sarah to do it and make her risk breaking her leg. We see Sarah inside lying on the table getting checked out by the doc. Now Shane tells us that he doesn't think all six will be able to make it, so they won't pass the mission. We close here, on a disgustingly dirty shot of Sarah, seen just from the mid-back up, face down on the table, moaning. You Crack B/M Editing Staff are some dirty motherfuckers. One demerit! Commercials.

Outside. Standing. A cadet asks Sarah what the doc said. She says she's not supposed to compete. She voice-overs that she bruised her hip and the doc advised her not to do the Bulldog Challenge. Oh, bullshit. This is stupid. The cadet tells Sarah to stand at the finish line and cheer her "pretty teammates" on when they come through. Ha. Eric then camera-talks that B/M is changing the rules, and because of Sarah's "injury," they only have to have the five of them make it to win the mission. Crap. Totally crap.

Road Rules

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