So the hangar opens and they run in to find six SUVs. Everyone is psyched. They are Suzuki somethings. The kids get in. They laugh. They goof. Ellen tells Katie it's a V-6. They make the kids sit in the vehicles and do little mini-commercials where they say what a nice car it is, but Suzuki is not paying me, so I'm not going to talk about it. Ellen says she's a horrible driver. They make the kids wear Suzuki caps. The kids drive out in a line.

New York. Sirens. Music. The kids are packing at a hotel. Adam is sad. They hug. Sophia says she has to say goodbye to everyone because she lives right there in New York; she floats that they've been through a lot, and she'll email Katie, and Blair loads her bag in a limo (where is her Suzuki -- stolen already?) More hugs. Hugs. She continues that she's spent a "good portion" of her life with these kids (huh?) and she'll miss them. She says she's nervous to come out to her dad, but reality is setting in and she's going. Hugs. Growls. Limo. Gone. One down, suck to go.

Another limo. Adam floats that he's given everyone the best he has to offer and they got the best of Adam (really, no kidding?) and this is the Adam he wants to go home with and he's crying and they're at an airport and he says he doesn't know if he's going to continue to be this Adam he loves when he's back home. Adam is crying. No one else is. Crying. Crying. They're all like, "Leave already." He stops and weeps, "I've had the best time of my life with you guys." Man, Ellen's blowjobs must be fucking fantastic. "Be cool, man," says Blair. Ha. He doesn't care. Ellen is going. Steve floats that something about trust and they're not done with the crest, that they have it inside, and Katie calls Blair "Sandwich" -- which is a good nickname for him. Ellen is now floating some shit about knowing she had it inside her (you mean, Adam's cock?) and there's hugging and Ellen had to prove to herself and everyone else about dealing with people and everyone and love and flying colors. Ellen's gone. Gone. Go. Bye.