Now just Blair and Steve are left, and Blair says, "You taught me a lot, even though most of it was false information, it still sounded really cool, though." They walk away, then stop, call for each other, and run, dropping their bags, and leap into each other's arms. Hee. Okay. That's one of the few genuinely funny moments of this season. The captions say: "(both sob girlishly)." Man, that's funny too. So they laugh and then go. Montage. Montage of stunts. Jumping. Hugging. Walking. Walking. Hugging. Crying. Super 8 footage of the kids in snow. Ellen dancing. Blair doing splits. Now Jisela is floating. Hm. She says the Quest meant a lot to her because it was the first thing she did that her mom didn't want her to do and during this we continue the montage and Jisela says that she learned from this and she didn't make it to the end but she falls and she gets back up. Sophia floats that Jisela is irreplaceable, and that Sophia will miss her every day. We see the day when Jisela left and how sad Sophia was. Jisela floats, "Thank you," and she's crying now and she says, "Thank you for teaching me how to fail." Uh, you're welcome. She says that whatever bad happens to her makes her stronger. Jesus. The. Montage. Continues. Ellen floats that this has been the most "remarkable, astonishing, unbelievable, surreal experience." Jesus. Katie is licking Steve's face. Steve floats that he's going to keep using these virtues and Blair floats that he thanks them for letting him be himself and he loves them all. Adam now. He floats that the quest is not over and it's "an incredible segment" (wha?) and it's not over but is the beginning of great friendships. More Super 8 shots. "It's not easy to be me," says the crap music as we end on a shot of the kids holding the crest in a wheat field.
And that's it! And they go right to the new Britney video and just like that I'm staring at Britney's stomach and I forget all the pain.
Until next time! (Oh, uh, I guess until next week when Temptation Island 2 starts. Just enough time to order a whole fucking mess of booze...)