So, driving. Jisela gets them stuck behind a burro, and everyone laughs. A terrible B/M Crack Editing Staff fade takes us to a gas station, where Adam begins yelling at Jisela to stop. He jumps out and shows her that shes about to hit a gas pump, and advises her to go straight. Sophia yells, No, dont go straight, Jisela! Jisela gets clear of the pump (she really wasnt that close) and then floats that Adam made her think she was going to hit a kid. Hey, wheres Steve, by the way? Adam tells Jisela that shes done driving, and Jiselas voice goes to Rosie-Perez-when-shes-mad-at-Mookie range and yells, Youre not my dad, and youre not going to tell me when I can drive or not! They continue to argue. Adam floats that hes only telling her not to drive because shes a shitty driver, not because shes a girl. Then Jisela bitches to Sophia; Sophia just stares blankly. Jisela then hypothe-floats that Adam is just mad that hes met his match and its a girl. Yeah, that, or hes mad because you almost blew up the RV. Either one.
The Music Of Canceling My Cable Today starts playing as we fade to nighttime. Ill say right now that the timeline on B/M shows is always, always fucked. Trying to figure out when what is happening through use of facial hair or whatever is pointless and annoying, and Im not going to bother. So even though that driving fight could have been two months in, were going to pretend its current, because otherwise I would never rest and my little OCD brain would wrap around the timeline problems like last season and sleep would never come and Id stay up making charts and graphs and drinking to calm the voices, and no one wants that. Its much easier not to care. Bunim and Murray did it eight years ago. See how relaxed they look? So, night. Some dude who looks like Eugene Levy or Tony Shalhoub playing a weird twitchy scientist enters the Tioga and meekly gives the kids a clue, after someone yells, Are you kidding me! apropos of nothing. (It would be nice if he could actually give the kids a clue, but I think theyre beyond that.) Ellen tries to tackle reading and wraps her lips around something about the Crest of Patience and encountering an ancient adversary. Words are not exactly what shes used to wrapping her lips around, Im sure. They are to meet Hamid and Mustapha, or some shit, for tea. Adam then floats for no reason that theres nothing he wont do, and he thinks hes a good leader for the team. Whatever, Adam. Sell yourself to your castmates, not us. We have no power to boot, although we fucking should. Jisela, holding the note, then dumb-ups Ellen by revealing that she has no idea what the word adversary means. The kids all dig deep and give wrong meanings, but only Blair can come up with a definition. Man! The brainpower in this rig is awesome. Oh, and theres Steve. He still hasnt said a single word yet, but there he is, trying to define the word. I guess his family didnt have a dictionary in their box when he was a kid. Or maybe they burned it for heat.