The Mayors -- not reciting rehearsed lines at all -- tell the kids that it's time for some "bonus money." The kids act excited. Kendal tells them they're broke, and then camera-sluts to us that they've been broke and living off baked potatoes for a while. Shane then clarifies that they don't get the money they earn until the end, and so they need this spending money for the next two weeks. The Mayors tell them that they have one hour to find a Dean at the school to bungee-jump with them. ("With y'all," he says.) They can find an Associate Dean for 75\% or a Department Chair for 50\%, or just a professor for 25\% of the bonus money. He adds that school closes in half an hour, so they best git.
The kids find this Dean. She closes her door on them. They run into another building. They find an associate dean. He just laughs at them.
Jump area. Darrell and Eric show up with nothing, to find that Shane and Sarah are jumping with a professor of ROTC for 25\% of the money. What? How did they fuck up so badly? They find they only have ten bucks a day now. Darrell starts digging through the trash for food. Hee. He goes on that they have a hundred and ten dollars for two weeks. Darrell keeps chewing his trash.
Suddenly, Shane runs up to the girls, saying that at the Boyz Cellar tonight there is an amateur strip contest. (Again, how "convenient.") He predicts ("dicts" -- hee) that Eric will win the $200, Darrell will win $75, and himself $50. What, are there only three contestants? And also, Darrell gay-stripping? I don't think so. The girls say that Darrell is not going to do it, but Shane says he already said yes. Jigga-who?
Eric. Mid-camera-talk. Shane runs up and lays out the gay stripping. Eric smiles very excitedly. "I might. Do you think I should?" he says, all happy. Eric says he'll do it. He titters like a schoolgirl. Or like a "straight" man getting to live out a fantasy but still having an excuse. Shane then camera-talks that they need the money and why not earn it from a gay club? He says they've been to so many straight clubs where he's been "under-appreciated." (Dude, you're the only one who's been getting any!) Shane adds that he's bursting to strip it all off and be the "inner slut" that he wants to be. Okay, okay. That's enough out of you, missy.