Then it's time for the announcements. UgQueen announces the first-place winner. And she says it with this face: "Total bullshit, but B/M slipped me some money, so whateva." It's Shane. He looks shocked. He should be. Darrell is in second place. "The Ghetto-Daddy himself." Kendal says that Darrell would have been pissed if he hadn't won.

Now Shane dances with some dude, and they're making out. Kendal is camera-talking, all calling pots kettles as she's acting shocked by Shane's behavior. I'm not so skeeved by watching the boys making out as I am confused by this Band-Aid Shane has on his shirtless arm. What the hell is that about? And is that sanitary? The making out continues to "Get Ur Freak On." Shane begins to tell us that he was wearing his underwear and was a little too excited. Bleh.

After. Shane and Darrell walk. Darrell is drunk and all jazzed still, talking about the money he won. He then camera-talks, telling us that now he is going to be friends with everyone afterward, even Gay Shane. (That's not what he's saying now, on his blog, but whatever.) He asks Shane if he had fun, dog. Darrell says Shane looks sad, like he fell in love and had to leave it. They keep walking, as Kendal talks about what we're seeing -- that Shane is more than just gay and Darrell is starting to realize that. (Yeah, right. He's just drunk and happy.) Shane camera-talks that he's not bisexual and he's not straight, he's gay.

The non-lovers walk, still chatting. And that's it.

No next week. Better things to do than waste possible commercial time advertising next week when no one is going to watch anyway. I feel you.

But not in a gay way. Later.