Eric pukes off a balcony. Rachel sticks her finger down her throat and pukes. Shane pukes. In a stall -- Sarah, a great role model to American kids everywhere -- says, "That was a really good puke." Eric comes into the bathroom. Shane is in the stall. Eric is very excited to make sure Shane saw him puking. He really needs Shane to see things fly out of his body. I don't know what that's about, exactly. Live and let live.
Now in a car or something, Sarah, Shane, and Eric are driving. They talk to the "Cast Cam." Shane says he and Eric were competing for Kendal, but he's lost because Eric and Kendal hooked up after just twenty-four hours. Sarah says something about it being cold but no one gives a shit about her anymore so they ignore her. Eric jokes that Shane came to snuggle and Sarah says that all three of them were snuggling and Eric says Shane came last night to get in bed with them and Shane jokes that Kendal was in their way, keeping the love that dare not speak its name (at least not on camera for the other frat boys to see) from happening. Sarah tries to get us all talking like her by saying that Eric wants Kendal's "nuts." She translates that it means Eric is sexually attracted to Kendal. You should just give up, Sarah. Quit trying so hard, honey. It's way too late. Eric goes on that Kendal is not into it right now so he's going to chill with other girls and try not to get into trouble.
Now they're at a club and Eric is dancing with some girl and Kendal watches, in full-on hair-pulling, face-scratching mode. She then camera-talks that she never gets jealous, but watching them dance, she felt threatened. She goes on that she doesn't want to care, but somehow she does. Oh, just shut up. Please. For once. All of you. Shut up! Shut the fuck -- Oh, it's over. Oh. Good. Um, never mind then.
Well, there is no "Next week on..." so, see you next week. I'll be crying until then.