Does anybody hope that this 2GE+HER show fails as miserably as I do? It's insidious to me that MTV sucks the dicks of these boy bands, and then turns around and makes fun of them, and badly. Ooh, there's Holly. "Sixty-six please." All Scaryteeth. Is it wrong that I like to turn the sound down and imagine she's saying, "Sixty-nine please"? It is? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Back to the bungee field, where the parents slowly announce they'll do the jump. Theo is still trying to convince his mama, pulling the God card. "Just let God just take you down." God or, you know, gravity. Either one. Theo's mom is worried about her back. "It's just the jerk on the disc." Heh: she said "jerk." Man, I swear the B/M editing staff needs to chill with all the multi-screens. For no reason! They don't help. They don't make things visually interesting. They in fact just cause headaches. Kathryn tries to assure MamaTheo that they would tell her honestly if it's going to hurt her back. MamaTheo looks away, reeling from the foul stench of sin coming off the deceptively sweet-looking Kathryn. MamaLaterrian tells the camera that she is nervous. and Laterrian makes her hold out her shaking hand and laughs. MamaTheo looks straight into the camera and says, "I usually don't get any higher than a six-foot ladder without getting nauseated and passing out. So those are concerns." Wow. I see where Theo gets his gift of gab. MamaTheo really is a trippy trippy lady. She's kinda funny, in a very Theo sort of totally unfunny way.