In the bathroom, Katie bitches that she understands why Steve was upset, but adds, "My God, it was a practice round." Ellen defends Steve to Katie. Steve tells us that he was the main person at fault, and that it was his own impatience that got him killed. "I won't die tomorrow, Dad. I'm sorry." Wow, that's just about the saddest statement I've heard in a while. Well, since Wing told me Temptation Island 2 is starting soon. Ellen voice-overs that they need to come together now, because if they don't they might not get their "handsome reward." Hey, B/M. Which one of you created the "handsome" thing and made the kids all say it? Really. Step forward, because I have five friends who would like to talk to your face.
Ellen sits in a room with Winters telling him that she's going to "pick [his] brain apart." Run, Winters! She's a zombie! Ellen asks whether every group needs someone who is trying to "push positive paradigms on people." Oh. This is the secret military alliteration training. Yeah. I've heard of this. Winters says yes, that each person has his or her role in the group, and Ellen acts like he's just told her the meaning of life...or that there's a new Sephora store opening up around the corner from her house by the way she reacts. She says how much she wishes they'd done this mission earlier so that, from the get-go, they knew they had to work as a team. Yeah, see, that would have been helpful, as opposed to you thinking that...I give up. Winters is creepy, by the way. He says that it's going to take the whole team for them to succeed. We get a shot of the night sky outside the base as Ellen blows Winters as thanks for the advice.
Morning. The kids get equipment ready and say they have a big mission. Steve floats that he wants to make up for his loss. Now in the woods, France says crap to the effect that over the border in Ozlahnd people need their help and then ruins the "reality" by saying that they are on mission for their final piece of the crest. Blair floats that Ozlahnd has been devastated by flooding and looting and says that there are anti-America terrorist groups there. Oh, great. That's where they've been hiding all this time. Bomb Ozlahnd, for christsakes! You've got the wrong country! (This is the part while watching it me and a friend started making inappropriate jokes about me writing, "We have this recap now. Are you scared? You die now." -- and how I couldn't possibly put that in a recap because that's very insensitive. So I won't.) The kids jump into the back of their truck and cheer, "Medics!"