Road Rules

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If You Build It, They Will Suck

Now there's a shot that looks like it is exactly same one from the second week; Adam is sitting on a street across from the Tioga when Ellen comes over and they talk. Fuck B/M. Adam tells Ellen that she's being two-faced. Ellen tries to respond, but can't. Adam continues about the email and Ellen stammers, "What did I write on the email?" Ellen just stutters. Adam floats that Ellen won't admit what she wrote, and Katie floats that Ellen keeps secrets, and we get it. People are mad at Ellen.

Now everyone is talking to Ellen on the street. Ellen says "supposably," and goes on to say that she doesn't care, and Blair bitches back, and Ellen smiles, and Blair says this tears a group apart. Ellen floats that she doesn't know why everyone is trying to make her a "more developed person." I don't understand what that means.

As the kids get a tire replaced, some dude brings them their next mission. Sophia reads. It's the Crest of Trust they have to get; they have a training session for whatever it is that night. Sophia says something about trust, and they show a shot of Ellen.

Travelling. The kids drive to Algemesi and arrive at night in some playground where Spaniards make a human tower. The kids are all psyched and Ellen says she's used to doing this type of stuff in cheerleading. Of course she is. And sucking cock. (Hey, I made a joke!) Ellen says she's "always on top." We meet their trainers. They will have to be part of the human tower and be strong and no problem. Adam floats that this is only a guy thing. Katie says it's been going on for two hundred years, but only with guys; they're the first girls. ExpoSteve says it's a big base of people tapering up to one little boy on top. Blair floats that they thought it wasn't a big deal, but then they saw the guys doing the tower and realized it will be harder than they thought. Everyone is scared watching it. Steve thinks they can't do it. Blair says someone will get hurt. Commercials.

Back. In a hangar, they train with others. They have to perform in a town square the next day in front of people and will only get one shot. Katie is at the top and yells to be let down. Ellen reveals that she's been told she will be the one on top holding the boy; Blair floats that it's ironic that this will all be up to Ellen, and that they'll have to trust her. Sophia makes a "cat" joke about Ellen and balance. Ellen drops the little boy. Sophia says the odds of them making it are not good. On top, Ellen is told to lift her leg; showing off,she lifts it to her head, and they all fall down. She voice-overs, "I don't think so logically, sometimes." No shit. Sophia floats that it's not funny. ADDam yells at Ellen and then floats that Ellen doesn't care about them, obviously. The boys bitch.

Road Rules

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