Rock of Love

Reunion - It's the Rock of Love: Bus reunion! Where our belated reality Easter baskets are filled with punches to the head and drunken smack talk. Lame? You be the judge. Riki Rachtman is once again our host, looking more than ever...

Rock of Love Photo Galleries

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Rock of Love Bus: Trashiest Moments of the Season

Rock of Love Bus: Trashiest Moments of the Season

Rock of Love has outdone itself this season with some of the most over-the-top moments of all time.

TV Bachelors: Rating TV's Most Eligible

TV Bachelors: Rating TV's Most Eligible

Sure some of the guys on TV are insanely hot, but does that make them good boyfriend material? We've got the pros and cons of dating them.

Rock of Love: Replacements for Bret Michaels

Rock of Love: Replacements for Bret Michaels

From Twisted Sister to the other guy in Wham!, we suggest replacements for Bret Michaels.

Rock of Love Videos

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No Prior Knowledge: Rock of Love

Preparing for the non-stop parade of mammaries, vlogger Sean Crespo contemplates another season of 'Rock of Love.'

RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE

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3-13
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Pretty Pretenders and Negligent Vendors

Reunion - Natasha gives Kelsey the beatdown, Ashley is drunk off her ass, at least two former contestants who are not Ashley have gone into rehab, Constandina sticks a sparkly third eye on Bret's bandana, and Riki Rachtman totally needs to buy Mindy a copy of Don't Call That Man!.

2009.04.19
2009.04.20
A

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3-12
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The Battle of Who Could Care Less

Bret's Rock of Love III - Taya doesn't even put out and STILL wins. What the French?

2009.04.12
2009.04.13
B+

Potes

3-11
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Funked Up

Double Dates - Mindy's in a funk. Taya's in a funk. Jamie's just kind of funky. It's the final three, everybody!

2009.04.05
2009.04.07
B-

Potes

3-10
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Unhinged Melody

Duet To Me One More Time - The girls write lyrics to a Bret Michaels song, and only one is clever enough to incorporate the word "skanks." Meanwhile, dull, catfights, dull, duller. Can someone please start a campaign to bring back Farrah and Ashley?

2009.03.22
2009.03.23
B

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3-9
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Fool Brittanya

Episode 9 - The girls' ex-boyfriends stop by to dish the dirt to Ambre and Heather. Brittanya takes this chance to assault Heather with fists and spit, so Bret decides her tour will stop here. Then he asks Ashley, whose ex is really not an ex at so much as a current boyfriend, if she's ready to have a relationship with him. She's not, so she goes, too.

2009.03.15
2009.03.16
B

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3-8
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Children of the Scorn

Bikini Day Care - In an ongoing effort to corrupt our youth, Bret Michaels gives several children the babysitters of a lifetime.

2009.03.08
2009.03.09
A

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3-7
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Speedbumping Uglies

Truck Stop Games - The girls show their skills at belly flopping into a tub of beer and working the pole at the first annual Truck Stop Games. Meanwhile, Kami voluntarily gets off the bus, Kelsey learns that speedbumps are always there for you in tough times, and Taya's real name is Laurie!

2009.03.01
2009.03.02
A+

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3-6
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Stuporbowl

Episode 6 - It's Bret's annual Mud Bowl! Mindy is the MVP and quite possibly is devirginized as a reward. Bret gets some sad news on the road, and shows some common sense in realizing that a bus full of skanks is not the best environment for someone who's just lost a family member.

2009.02.15
2009.02.16
A-

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3-5
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In With the New

Episode 5 - Bret's not feeling a connection with any of the existing girls, so he adds three newbies to the tour. He then gets upset when everybody's totally fine with it, and the home viewing audience gets to bask in the glow of his crippling insecurity.

2009.02.08
2009.02.09
A

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3-4
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Cheeseburger in Paradise

Roadies - Ashley witnesses Beverly kissing Bret's drummer, requests a cheeseburger, then threatens to puke on your mom. All in a day's work.

2009.01.25
2009.01.30
A

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