Aubrey and Kristy Joe hang out in the hot tub. Aubrey is very upset that Bret is neglecting her. She's not getting what she deserves, she says, and is beginning to feel like something's wrong with her. She doesn't want to ever feel that way. Well, then, I suggest that she might not want to come to this site. Aubrey is also fixated on the fact that Daisy is touching Bret's backstage pass right now, and riles Kristy Joe up about it, too. Kristy Joe is feeling jealous, which also indicates to her that she is having feelings for Bret. Aubrey looks deep into Kristy Joe's eyes and says that she's ready to fall in love, and she knows Kristy Joe is, too. Methinks that when they chopped off Aubrey's man parts, they didn't chop off her ability to feel a twinge when faced with a lovely lady in a hot tub.
The next morning, Megan notices that Daisy is not in her bed. She's a dirty-ass ho, says Megan. Daisy says that she and Bret were learning things about each other, and it's nobody's business but theirs. Okay, worst euphemism ever. As everyone gathers and shoots Daisy dirty looks, Big John delivers Bret Mail: "Good morning my metal maidens. / My favorite toys are one of a kind / With a rockin' style that's hard to find / The key to my heart is custom love / Today we'll see who's a cut above." Inna Tuna reads it, looking every bit the Jolly Green Giantess she is. She assumes that they're going to be working with either cars or motorcycles, and is pumped.
In the limo en route to the challenge, Aubrey straight up asks Daisy if she slept with Bret. Daisy kind of rambles about something incoherently and can't even look at Aubrey, until she busts out saying that Aubrey is being a bitch about it and tells her to shut the fuck up. She tells everyone that she and Bret hung out and were getting to know each other better. And once they were through, they got to know each other better all over again. Getting to know each other better makes you sweaty!
The ladies end up at a place that I at first think is called E. Rile Cycles. Peyton is psyched, because this is her thing. Bret tells them that today they'll be building custom bikes, and introduces his friend Russell Mitchell, who is president of Exile Cycles. They should hire a better graffiti artist to do their logo. The women will divide into two teams, each of which will have to do some motorcycle building. But, like, not any of the parts that could get someone killed. They have to finish a number of tasks based on an instruction sheet that Russell put together. The first team that gets everything finished, puts gas in their tank, and fires up the engine will win. Destiney is nervous, since she's not very familiar with a lot of tools. Just Bret. Each team has to pick a lead mechanic. The lead mechanic of the winning team gets to go on a solo date with Bret, and the other girls on the winning team will have a group date. The lead mechanic of the losing team will have to clean Bret's custom bike with a toothbrush. If Angelique was still here, I bet she'd use that toothbrush afterwards. The teams are named. Team Black is Inna, Ambre, Aubrey, Megan and Daisy. Team Pink is Jessica, Kristy Joe, Destiney, Catherine, and Peyton. Peyton is the lead mechanic of the Pink Team, and Inna, whose brother taught her a lot of stuff about motorcycles, is the lead for the Black Team.













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