Aubrey consults with her partner in dramatic overreaction, Kristy Joe. For some reason that is not quite clear, Aubrey's freak out with Bret has made Kristy Joe think about all the shit she has to deal with back at home. You know, with the divorce and all. Kristy Joe would want the man who that she was with to take care of his shit if he had unresolved feelings about his ex, and right now she thinks it's not fair to Bret that she can't give it all. She says he deserves better. Oh, no he doesn't. He wrote "I Want Action." He deserves SO MUCH WORSE. Kristy Joe cares about Bret, but she wants to do what is right. She doesn't think she can move forward with Bret unless she deals with her past first. Sometimes it takes being on a really skanky reality show to come to an epiphany like this.

And then, for no reason at all, Kristy Joe decides to call the whole house together for a meeting to share her aforementioned epiphany. She's wearing very little makeup, which adds an extra level of import to the situation. She tells the other girls that she got out of a very serious relationship, then met her second husband two months later. My question is...why does Kristy Joe only have half eyebrows? Oh, wait, I think Inna must have stolen them. Watch for contestants' eyebrows to disappear as Inna's monobrow reaches heretofore unimagined proportions. Anyway, Kristy Joe thinks that Bret is another rebound relationship. But...they're not in a relationship. I'm just saying. Kristy Joe tells the other girls that she doesn't know whether to walk away or to stay and wait. Megan summarizes it thusly: "So, Kristy Joe is basically saying that she's an emotional mess, wreck, baggage, all kinds of husbands and kids and trailers, whatever." I couldn't have said it better. Anyway, Kristy Joe is weeping and debating as to what she should do. Ambre interviews that she might be going a little overboard, given that she has known Bret for approximately five days. The other girls basically think she's a stupid bitch and point out that she might want to talk to Bret about this. In the words of Megan, yet again, "Go! Go! Nobody's stopping you. I don't see anybody stopping you. Get the fuck out!" Who knew she would be such a voice of wisdom in this episode?