Aubrey tells Bret that she appreciates this, but wants to give Kristy Joe another chance. Now Aubrey is bawling. The other girls are all looking at each other incredulously, and Kristy Joe's tears have miraculously dried on their own. Destiney interviews that Aubrey is sacrificing herself for another girl in the house...who wanted to leave. It doesn't make any sense, and she thinks they should both get the fuck out of there. It's true. Bret holds Aubrey's hand and tells her that her tour ends here. And then, oh my hell! A sobbing Aubrey gives her exit interview and says, "This is my gift. The biggest gift that I have given in a long time. To somebody that I think is amazing, Kristy Joe." She gives Kristy Joe an emotional hug. Note that Kristy Joe doesn't protest one lick. Ambre interviews that it's kind of weird that Aubrey's relationship with Kristy Joe is more important to her than her relationship with Bret. Again, weird is a really relative term on this show. Aubrey hugs Kristy Joe, then bawls as she tells her not to leave on her own. Aubrey is effing unhinged. She says that sacrificing her position will give Kristy Joe a chance to stand up and not be foolish anymore. Leading by example, is Aubrey. If it is meant to be with her and Bret, she says, it will happen. After all, they live in the same city.

And then we cut back to the elimination room, sans Aubrey. Bret turns over the final pass that he was holding, and we find out that it was Kristy Joe all along. Aubrey is feeling pretty stupid right about now. Megan says she was embarrassed to even watch. Kristy Joe is quite happy to see that Bret wanted her to stay. They make out sloppily. In the words of Inna Tuna, "Kristy Joe, are you kidding me? You're so dramatic and excited and you're all over Bret and you're shaking and crying. Get the fuck outta here, dude." Bret wants Kristy Joe to let her guard down -- if she doesn't, he says, they'll be "passion ships in the night." He wants her to drop her guard, among other things I'm guessing, so he can "get in there" and see what she's all about. Destiney has the feeling that Kristy Joe is playing some major head games with everyone in the house, and she doesn't fucking like it. Kristy Joe interviews that she's there to stay. The girls crack open a Bret's Brew and agree to party on.

Next week: Mudbowl II! And Peyton is the newest emotional mess of the week. Oh no!