The next day, there is more Bret Mail! And there is still Kristy Joe. Daisy is pissed that the bitch remains. Anyway, Bret Mail: "Good morning biker babes / You impressed me with your bike building ways / Come as you are / Captured forever today / You're the star." Oh, and one girl is going home tonight. But first, Ambre, Megan, Aubrey and Daisy get their date. They meet up with Mitzi from Mitzi and Company and learn that Bret has arranged a '50s pinup photo shoot for them. Fun! They get to dress up like bombshells. Aubrey wants to go the Bettie Page route, while Daisy wants to look like the love child of Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot. Megan doesn't want to dress up like she's from the 50's, because she's 22. She's a bit hit or miss, that one. Bret enters and thinks that the girls look smoking hot. We get to hear one of his crappy songs as they pose. Megan is looking hot tits to toes, says Bret. She really is. Aubrey looks like Hedwig. I don't know what more I can say. Ambre is corny and weird, but Bret likes her more than ever. And then there's Daisy. She really does, as Bret points out, have a phenomenal boob to waist ratio. He says it's all a man can ask for. She's dumb as the box that her hair came from, but it's really no matter.
Bret and his four dates have lunch afterwards. Everyone is talking about how fun the photo shoot was until Angsty Aubrey busts in saying so many people get hurt in this situation. Bret tells her that she's right and she's wrong. Some people there, he says, don't know what they're looking for and came for the wrong reasons. For example, "Whatsherface," who he was talking to last night. Yes, he just called Kristy Joe "Whatsherface." He continues that someone's karma is going to bite them in the ass really bad. Basically, it seems that he's kind of hosing on Kristy Joe. It's not the nicest. Well, at least Aubrey doesn't think so. She goes upstairs to tell Kristy Joe straightaway. Kristy Joe is pissed that she poured her heart out to Bret and was honest with him and he talked shit about her on their date. She adds that if Bret thinks she's fake, he's in for a surprise when the other fake bitches in the house are revealed. In this situation, "fake" is such a relative term.
A fuming Kristy rushes off to talk to Bret. She angrily asks him how he really feels about her. Bret looks like he is in no mood to talk to her. He has his guitar on his lap and, I'm sure, was just about to bust into, "Every Rose Has Its Thorn." He HATES being interrupted at that time of the afternoon. He says that Kristy Joe knows that he thinks she's hot, but if she wants to go, he'll let her go. She starts crying again, saying that it's scary and overwhelming. He asks if that means she'll just bail, and interviews that Kristy Joe is self-destructing and sabotaging herself because she's afraid to let her guard down and get her heart broken. She's not too far gone, however, because she's managed to draw on the second half of her eyebrows. Thank God. She tells us that after talking to Bret she realized she really wants to be with him. It's not the best timing for her, she says, but who's to say he's not the best person for her? Okay, I am. And a nation. Bitch has got too many damn issues. The boobs to baggage ratio is not enough to save her.