The next morning, Beverly talks about how drunk she was. Mindy and Taya awake and head back to the group room. Taya says she's over it. Meanwhile, we hear Ashley's rationale behind the salsa-dumping: she was trying to spice up Mindy's wardrobe. Team Ashley, forever. Taya, who eats from a giant family sized box of generic "Flakes" in the kitchen, is extra pissed that Ashley is going on a solo date with Bret. Bret, however, is excited to see Ashley and her well-packaged boobs. She meets him on the beach and they hop on an ATV. Woo, dream date. Farah looks on and says that she's glad Ashley won, because it means she gets a chance to be away from the rest of the stupid lame whores. Mindy hopes that Ashley gets into a horrible disfiguring accident. Of course, I guess that means by default that Bret would also get into a horrible disfiguring accident, but who could really tell?
They ride up to a prepared lunch of chicken fingers. Bret tells Ashley that she's a superstar, and admits in an interview that he's fallen pretty hard for her. He likes the way she looks and the way she is, especially away from the other girls. To wit, Bret mentions that some of the other girls tend to drag Ashley to places where she doesn't necessarily want to go. He of course means Farrah, who drags Ashley to the place of lesbian fun times. Ashley realizes this, and does not like Bret speaking ill of her friend. She interviews that she loves Farrah, and anything negative that someone says about her actually hurts Ashley's feelings too. Female solidarity! Ashley and Farrah would totally make a more interesting couple than Ashley and Bret. In fact, Farrah is sort of Bret-esque, but with better boobs. Bret interviews that he has to get Ashley away from her BFF Farrah, because he likes the "real Ashley," which is the Farrah-free Ashley who only likes lesbian action when he's watching.