Taya is then called upon to answer the same question. She says that Bret would make it longer with Mindy simply because she's in the position to pack her bags and jump on a jet or tour bus. Mindy sees this as a backhanded compliment, implying that she has nothing to live for but Bret. And I mean, God Taya. Those logs aren't going to gnaw themselves. Mindy is essential to our ecosystem. Bret then asks Mindy the same question. Mindy says with anger in her voice that Taya can't admit at any time that she's wrong about anything. She chooses Jamie for Bret, because she understands that mistakes happens and there are faults in people, and she's fun. Brain Trust Taya interviews that she's starting to feel that this friendship is a little one-sided. Bret notes that the road can do mysterious things to people, and he's not surprised to see cracks forming between BFFs Taya and Mindy. He is ready to leave for the night, first kissing Jamie and then Taya with his gross tongue.
Mindy heads back inside, and then "realizes" that she doesn't have her sailor hat. And she couldn't let something so cool and classy be blown out to sea. So she heads back to the roof deck where Bret is still sitting. Taya and Jamie look on from a distance, and Taya says to Jamie, "I'm so fucking hurt right now." Mindy, meanwhile, wants to talk to Bret about something. And that something is Taya. To quote Bret, "Oh, good God, do we always gotta talk about Taya?" For reals. Bret is prepared to implement Operation Change the Subject. He first uses the laser beams in his eyes to try to make Mindy shut up by staring at her boobs. When this does not work, he just grabs her and starts making out with her. He interviews, "Shut up. You had me at sailor cap." Mindy straddles Bret and Taya looks on in disgust. Mindy interviews, "Hey, Taya. This is what Bret looks like making out with his girlfriend." No, this is what Bret looks like making out with one more beaver who doesn't know when to lay off the tanning spray.