Bret asks Pete for his opinions. Pete appreciates that Beverly was the only one who seemed to understand what a chorus was. Bret thinks that she has a mixture of overconfidence and "complete absolute unconfidence." That's just how I'd put it, except I would have used real words. Jamie's song was not about her feelings for Bret, but rather what she wanted him to do. A simple girl at heart, she's only asking for a 135-character text message. Bret, however, liked Jamie's confidence and the fact that she gets the rock n' roll lifestyle. Taya was the singer of the bunch, and has obviously done this before. Her confidence was sexy as well. Mindy's not a quitter, but also sucks.

Meanwhile, as the girls wait outside, Mindy tells Taya how she said to everyone that Taya was there to promote her singing career. She's cracking up as she does this, but Taya gets super-pissed in the way that you do when you are B-U-S-T-E-D. But, whatever. Taya is also promoting gynecological awareness and no one seems to have a problem with that. Mindy tells Taya that she was just kidding, even though she wasn't. Taya is still pissed. Big John calls the girls in, and Bret reveals that Taya is the winner of the challenge. Everyone else is dead silent, because they hate her. Mindy actually yawns. Taya interviews that she's pissed. Every time she succeeds at something, the other girls try to steal her joy. I would make Taya a mix with Lucinda Williams' "Joy" on it if she deserved it. But she doesn't. Upon Bret's urging, the girls give Taya a perfunctory round of applause. Then Bret reveals that there's another seat on the jet, and the second place winner will also get to go on the date! But he's going to think about it a minute, so the girls have to call a number and see who gets the ringback tone of one of his crappy songs. I don't even know what stupid shit this is promoting, but frankly I'd rather take one of Taya's "These Are Your Lady Parts" educational posters. Taya is even more pissed, because she doesn't want to share her date. She whines that it's not fair. But, as Beverly taught us, all's fair in love, war and rock n' roll. Sorry. And speaking of Beverly, she's the second place winner and gets to go on the date! She's extremely excited about getting to go on the jet, and about ruining Taya's date.