When Taya and Beverly get back to the hotel, Taya is still all pissed off about what Mindy said. As Taya takes a pissy shower, Mindy busts out a suggestion for a fun rock n' roll activity: "Let's make some scars and stuff on our face with this face putty." Yeah. Cereal. Taya wants to talk about the real scars that exist on the inside. In addition to being pissed about what Mindy said about her promoting her music career, she's pissed that Mindy didn't even ask her what she's been so pissy about. Is this bitch for real? Beverly and Jamie are wondering the same thing. Mindy didn't realize that Taya was so upset about it, and Taya still thinks it was a mean thing to say. She's also upset that Mindy didn't even clap for her when she won the challenge. Mindy interviews that her job is not to be Taya's cheerleader. And then she busts out with this: "I'm a jokester. I put meat in people's shoes." Is that...a double entendre? I am seriously at a loss, here. Taya then blathers on about how now Mindy has given the other girls cause to have suspicions about her. Beverly pipes in that she, in fact, does think less of Taya, but it's because Taya was all over Bret on their date. And then those two start fighting. It all ends with Taya saying that Beverly's upset that Bret didn't even want to kiss her, then telling her to kiss her f***ing ass. Beverly snaps thrice, and we blessedly go to a commercial. So dramatic and so dull, all at once!
The next morning, the girls head down to a breakfast establishment to meet Bret. And Bret is the cook! His chef coat has bandana sleeves! See, now that's kind of endearing too. Bret asks what's been going on, and adds that he hopes at least a few undressed catfights have occurred. Beverly confirms that they've been dressed. Taya pipes in and says nothing of note, and Mindy hates her more than ever. Bret takes Mindy to hang out for a bit of one-on-one time. Mindy says that she knows Bret probably wants to know more about her. Whatever gets you through the day, sweetheart. He asks her to talk to him, ostensibly about herself. Instead, Mindy decides this would be a good time to talk to him about Taya. Fail. In this situation, you just make out with the man. Bret is starting to wonder if Mindy is trying to date him or Taya. He watches too much porn. Meanwhile, Jamie is upset that Bret doesn't even want to talk to her. She decides to interrupt his tete-a-tete with Mindy wearing the ugliest shorts known to man. Mindy is not excited about being interrupted, but Jamie is pretty sly in coming in with the gift of sexy pictures. She's even had them framed! Bret approves of their productive use of spare time. Jamie thinks that he liked her sexy photo better, which should get her some points at elimination.