And then it's time for Bret's decision. He says that his girls have done an amazing job on the three frumps. In fact, they may have done too good a job. He announces that they have a super-mega-tie, and he wants to take all three team captains on a date. And then Bret says he's about to say something that's going to get him shot. If "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" hasn't done it by now, I think nothing will. He's going to rock his ladies' world, and not in a good way. And he's going to do this by -- you guessed it -- inviting the three reformed frumps to join the tour. At first there is silence. And then some of the current contestants start clapping, while others look kind of stunned. Bret wonders why some of his original girls are clapping, given that these three might effectively replace them. I don't know. When the guy who you're trying to win over is already dating 15 other skanks, what's the difference in adding three more? Plus that's six more hands to help in giving Bret his dia-bee-tus shot in the ass if it comes to that. Farrah interviews that she's not upset since even after the makeovers the three new girls are heinous. Bret walks out of the room and interviews that his worst fears have been confirmed -- his girls aren't feeling it, and are really just there to party. Does this man have a mirror or a sense of hearing? In any case, he does have feelings, and they are hurt. Or else this is a ploy to finally get someone to boff him.
Rock of Love
Episode Report CardPotes: A | 1254 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT
Rock of Love