Once Bret exits, some of the girls start getting upset. Brittanya is pissed, and also quite possibly wasted. She doesn't want to compete with girls who are so far beneath her and, in fact, ugly like ass. Ashley is feeling very hurt and rejected and says it isn't cool, so she goes to talk to Bret. She tells him that she's devastated by the new additions. She's not there because she wants to party and have a good time, she says. She's there because she wants to get to know Bret. She starts to cry, and Bret is happy that she actually cares. I don't know how Bret is still single given that he clearly knows so much about building a healthy, functioning relationship. Bret also asks Ashley what's up with Natasha. Ashley's answer? "I think, honestly what I really think, is that she's a dude. I'm not trying to be mean." Ashley interviews that at first it was a joke, but now she's really starting to wonder. The main clue is that Natasha wears tutus all the time, ostensibly to hide her bulge. Ashley also points out that Natasha never wears jeans, which also means she's a man, and her real birth name was Nathaniel. I have to say, the tutus are pretty suspicious. Bret tells Ashley that he's really attracted to her. She wants to spend some time with him, and Bret tells her to see how the night unfolds. He thinks she's especially hot when she cries, and feels closer to her than ever before. Wanting to boff girls who come to him and weep is a total pattern for him. Bret says that, fuck the other girls, he's going to make time for Ashley. They make out sloppily as her Hello Kitty tattoo looks on in horror.
The new girls, meanwhile, put their luggage on the bus. They're all very excited, and some of them actually seem to like Bret. Weird! The team captains head off on their date, and the new girls have to get on the Pink Bus, much to the chagrin of Ashley. The newbies hang out with each other, which is sort of a safety precaution. Also, in case you hadn't figured it out, they were never really ugly. Except maybe for the Rachel Dratch one.
Bret takes the team captains -- Natasha, Farrah, and Mindy -- on a Gateway Arch Riverboat for their date. They'll have a few adult beverages and some city views. Farrah knows that she's going to be the one to stand out on the date, because her boobs are the biggest. Bret tells the girls that while he's had good party vibes with all of the original girls, the emotional connection has not been there. Farrah, in her studded dog collar necklace, looks at him quizzically. Mindy giddily interviews that she can't fault him for not feeling a connection because he hasn't gotten to know the best one yet. Well, he's going to get his chance as he takes Mindy to a corner of the boat. As she subtly tries to grab his crotch he tells her that she's beautiful. He says he wants her to start bringing it, and then the two of them start making out. Not surprisingly, she's starting to shine through for Bret.