Bret returns to the hotel and wants to find out a bit about the three new girls. Kami reveals that she has a three-year old. See, these new women aren't so different than the old -- they too abandon their kids in hopes of creating a better life through banging an aging rock star! But before we can learn more, Beverly goes up and says she wants to know what the deal is with the new girls. Bret says that when he invited them to stay, a bunch of the original girls started clapping. He's really hung up on that, isn't he? Is it possible that Bret's desire to have 20 women vying for him at once stems from -- gasp! -- crippling insecurity? Will a new show called The Bret Pack follow him and a team of therapists/reconstructive surgeons as they delve into his psyche (shudder) and try to resolve his emotional issues? It's like Celebrity Rehab without the boring rehab part or the scary Jeff Conaway moments! Taya explains that at first she thought the new girls were just staying for the night to hang out, and then when her little brain put it all together she was less than pleased. Bret says if he was hot for somebody he wouldn't be happy if they were even going out on one date with someone else. Would he be happy if that person was dating 20 skanks at once, I wonder? Because that's what he's been doing for three consecutive seasons! He's clearly unhappy, and leaves. He wants to spend some time with someone he knows is there for him. And that someone is Ashley. Big John calls her out of her hotel room and onto Bret's bus where he effing plays one of his new songs for her on his 12-string. That's enough to convince me to buy that solo record, how about you? He also tells her that he likes her in a hot sexy girlfriend way. And then they start making out. Back in the hotel room, Beverly and Natasha are upset that Bret is banging Ashley all night. Beverly announces that she's sick of it and is just done. Oh, I'm sure if she sticks it out the time will come when he plays a crap song for her before banging her all night, too. Buck up, Li'l Bevs.