With that, it's elimination time! Bret first announces that all of the new girls get to stay on the tour and continue to rock his world. Ashley announces, "That's lame." She feels better about things when Bret calls her next to stay, though. Bret next calls Mindy, Taya, Beverly, Kelsey, and Farrah, who is pretty upset that so many lame girls got called before her. This of course leaves Brittanya and Natasha. Bret says that he's still trying to figure out if Brittanya really wants to be there. He adds that he and Natasha have a great connection, but he really isn't looking for chicks with dicks. Thus, Natasha is eliminated. Bret tells her that in a different world they really would have hooked up and had a great time. So to clarify, he's not looking for chicks with dicks when he's being filmed. Got it. Natasha tells Bret that he's a beautiful man, and she hopes that he finds the person who's right for him. Surprisingly classy! As an endnote, Bret lets us know that all the smack Ashley was talking about Natasha did not affect his decision. They had a great connection, but unfortunately only as friends. He wishes her well, and we're out.
Next week: Nashville! And Mud Bowl III! And Mindy boffs Bret!