Mindy manages to catch a pretty decent pass by Bret, and tells us in her stupid annoying voice how much she wants to win the one-on-one date, and that every play counts. Bret then throws the football to a wide-open Taya. She cannot complete the catch because her boobs get in the way. If only her boobs had hands. That would make her a very in-demand Penthouse Pet, I imagine. So, the ball bounces off of Taya's chest and into Jenny's hands. Bret says that he's seen many things in his time, but nothing as hot as a booberception. Next, Brittanya runs face-first into Farrah for a tackle. Beverly reminds us that this is a full-on tackle situation with no mercy, and adds a tart, "Suck it up, buttercup." Farrah is not fazed, and in fact takes a moment between plays to apply some lip gloss to Ashley. Ashley tries a new strategy of pulling down the pants of her opponents, which Bret says is working out nicely for both him and the firemen. Big John calls a personal foul for the pantsing, but the damage is already done and Mindy in particular will have to deal with some muddy bits.
Finally Kami catches a pass and gets a touchdown for the Sweethearts. On the next play there is a massive tackle, and somewhere in the middle of it all Ashley realizes that she has the ball and runs in for a touchdown. The game is tied! Ashley is certain that she'll be the MVP. Kelsey takes down Brittanya, which she hopes is enough to get Bret to notice her. Try bigger boobs and pantsing. Mindy is apparently playing quite a good game, and Bret says that if she weren't so hot she'd have a shot at the NFL. She makes an excellent catch and scores another touchdown for the Sweethearts. The Fallen Angels try to make it down the field, but even Farrah, who is regulation linebacker size, can't get past the Sweetheart's defense. It's fourth and goal, and Ashley thinks that the Fallen Angels are going to make it happen. She's gunning for MVP given that the last time she spent alone with Bret was [high voice] "amazing." On the final Fallen Angels play, Bret throws a pass to Kelsey. It's right to her, and she drops it. This means that the Sweethearts win! Farrah says that she's so Frenchin' pissed off, and adds that if the competition had been based on hotness, the Fallen Angels would have had it. Kelsey is especially down, given that she's the only girl who hasn't had a date with Bret.