Finally Kami catches a pass and gets a touchdown for the Sweethearts. On the next play there is a massive tackle, and somewhere in the middle of it all Ashley realizes that she has the ball and runs in for a touchdown. The game is tied! Ashley is certain that she'll be the MVP. Kelsey takes down Brittanya, which she hopes is enough to get Bret to notice her. Try bigger boobs and pantsing. Mindy is apparently playing quite a good game, and Bret says that if she weren't so hot she'd have a shot at the NFL. She makes an excellent catch and scores another touchdown for the Sweethearts. The Fallen Angels try to make it down the field, but even Farrah, who is regulation linebacker size, can't get past the Sweetheart's defense. It's fourth and goal, and Ashley thinks that the Fallen Angels are going to make it happen. She's gunning for MVP given that the last time she spent alone with Bret was [high voice] "amazing." On the final Fallen Angels play, Bret throws a pass to Kelsey. It's right to her, and she drops it. This means that the Sweethearts win! Farrah says that she's so Frenchin' pissed off, and adds that if the competition had been based on hotness, the Fallen Angels would have had it. Kelsey is especially down, given that she's the only girl who hasn't had a date with Bret.
The Sweethearts get their trophy, and Bret has to decide who the MVP will be. On the Sweethearts side, Mindy played like a champ. Ashley was a standout for the Fallen Angels, not only for her skills on the field but for her ability to pull down the mud-caked pants of others. Ashley thinks that she deserves the award, especially given that she has mud in places that she can't even get out with a Q-tip. And she was the one who managed to keep her own pants on. But Bret likes a little variety in his banging and so selects Mindy. She's ecstatic and Ashley is pissed. As Bret and Mindy walk off together, Ashley notes that Mindy has gopher-face. Farrah conjectures that Bret will yawn throughout their date.
When Bret sees Mindy at date-time, however, there is no yawning involved. Mindy takes a sweet approach to the whole thing, and says that when she met Bret on the sidewalk it seemed sort of like a first date with a regular guy. Then they got in a limo and she saw the full heft of his extensions in the overhead light and realized that he's not such a regular guy after all. Mindy's ensemble makes her look 1) like a whore; 2) like she has a bandage around her waist. The hell?