Bret, Lacey, and her parents head back to the house, where Bret has planned a dinner with all the parents. Bret thinks that there's a side of Lacey that's beautiful. I guess maybe that's the one you see where you're looking down at the top of her head? However, there's a side to her that involves her hiding a lot of things, and Bret's not sure how he feels about that. And then -- HA! Lacey takes her parents to her room, where they encounter a topless and drunk Heather. Well, they really couldn't get a better picture if they're curious what everyday life in the house is like. Otis gets a nice view of Heather's thong and asks if the windows open. Lacey interviews that she would never act that way in front of someone else's parents. And...I mean, she might have a point. Heather interviews that she walked out, and Lacey's dad was totally staring at her tatters, and it freaked her out. "Creepy, creepy creeperton," she says. And, you know, it is, and he might excuse himself from the room. But I also generally try to avoid putting myself in situations where my friends' parents actually see my boobs at all. Just saying. Lacey tells her parents -- who she assumes have gotten a bad first impression of Heather -- that Heather is actually really cool, but (hushed) she's a STRIPPER.
Lacey interviews that Bret doesn't need to be with a stripper, who will be grinding on a man in a club somewhere while he's at home wondering how his pot pie will get cooked. Lacey shows Karen the stripping pole, and then interviews that she's going to mess with Heather. She calls up to Heather and asks her to do something on the pole. Okay, that's fucking low. Heather knows that Lacey is playing her like she played everyone in the house, but says it's not gonna work. She sits down with her parents and lets them know about the challenges, including making out with women, fake orgasms, talking dirty, etc. She wants to warn them, in case Lacey tries to bust her. Heather tells her folks that the other parents don't know shit, so she's going to call them out. She thinks both girls are nice, but she wants Bret. And really, it's all about exposing Lacey. And it is going to be spectacular.