Kristia is very sad and wishes she could have shown Bret that she has a lot of love to offer. Bret calls Dallas to him to say goodbye, and she just blows him right off! HA! I imagine Aretha Franklin popping out of that old Pepsi commercial and saying, "You go, girl!" Lacey jaws at her on her way out about how disrespectful she is, but Dallas could give two rats. Dallas's advice to Bret is to make sure Lacey takes her medication every day, and her words to Lacey are that she can eat her fucking shit. That doesn't sound like a good vegetarian option! Bret's take on the whole Dallas situation? "When someone don't have enough class to even come over and thank you for invitin' them to your house, for treatin' them nice...that's pretty classless." A lack of class making someone classless...well, you hardly ever see that. And they're in such a classful environment, too. Lacey is overjoyed, and plans to pick off all the other girls one by one. Bret and the remaining girls toast to the fact that no one has yet contracted gonorrhea. That we know of.
Next time: Pole dancing and cat fighting, and maybe a foursome. Until then it's...
Bret's boner comment countdown!
9. "When Sam said to me she wanted an orgasm, from that point on, my date was over. I just wanted to get on Sam."
10. "I had a great date with Magdalena and Sam. I really felt like I was starting to connect to them. However, after Sam told me she need to orgasm, I was about ready to pop. [Cue acoustic version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."] Date over, I'm horny." [Camera pans out. Offstage: "John, get my insulin!"]
11. [on Brandi M.'s swimsuit fitting] "Brandi looked awesome. Made the old [beep], just made it stand on end."