Bret's boner comment countdown!
9. "When Sam said to me she wanted an orgasm, from that point on, my date was over. I just wanted to get on Sam."
10. "I had a great date with Magdalena and Sam. I really felt like I was starting to connect to them. However, after Sam told me she need to orgasm, I was about ready to pop. [Cue acoustic version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."] Date over, I'm horny." [Camera pans out. Offstage: "John, get my insulin!"]
11. [on Brandi M.'s swimsuit fitting] "Brandi looked awesome. Made the old [beep], just made it stand on end."