Jessica manages to get the final red bandana, and Ambre's team wins! Jessica is so happy, and interviews that, at some point, you have to win -- you can't always lose. Cut to Catherine. She can't believe she's lost her fourth challenge in a row, and thinks that she's getting sent back home in the DeLorean. Peyton is also devastated. Bret announces that he and Rodeo chose Jessica as the MVP. So tonight Destiney, Ambre, and Kristy Joe will have their group date, and tomorrow Bret and Jessica will have at it with some solo time. As the women head home, Bret assures us that no greased pigs were harmed in the making of this episode. Except for the one that got stuck in Daisy's cleavage and will be traumatized for life.
Back at home, Catherine feels like she's on death row. She's so depressed that she lies on her bed with her cowboy boots still on. Ambre is still all banged up, but she won't let a little thing like open wounds interfere with her time with Bret. Cut to the smokers' lounge, where Catherine is whining to Peyton and Inna. Inna tells her not to freak out, and then interviews that it sucks, but that "she" deserves to go home. Really, Inna could be talking about anyone. Wah wah horsecakes. Peyton tries to comfort Catherine, but not in a '60s soft-porn vampire movie way. Yet.
It's date time! Bret collects Kristy Joe, Ambre, and a particularly whorish Destiney. Destiney is psyched, but wishes that Kristy Joe wasn't on the date with them because she's full of shit and Destiney doesn't like her. Plus, Kristy Joe refuses to try on the shoes Destiney got at Ye Olde Drag Queen Shoppe. Uppity. I am seriously amazed, though, that no one has yet thought to call this bitch "Kristy Ho." Heather and her tatters would have been all over that. Bret takes the girls to a restaurant called Opaque, where you dine finely in total darkness. While normally I think I would have a panic attack caused by imagining that I'm biting down on dozens of poached cockroaches, in this situation the lack of vision has certain advantages. Their server is blind. Yay for equal opportunity? He leads them to their table in the dark. Kristy Joe interviews that she's determined to have fun. How awkward is it going to be when two feminine hands bump into each other while going for a squeeze of Bret's balls?