Kristy Joe gets the seat of honor next to Bret, and uses it to her full advantage. While Ambre prattles on about something or other, a night-vision camera allows us to see Kristy Joe sticking her tongue in Bret's ear, nuzzling his neck, sucking his finger (and if there's a better way to contract MRSA, I haven't heard of it), etc. Eventually, Ambre notices Bret's utter lack of responsiveness to her conversational efforts, and asks what's going on. She tells us that it was pitch black, and that all she could hear was some rustling. Bret acknowledges to everyone that Kristy Joe just pinched his nipples. She then kind of kicks him. She's like an overexcited cat. One minute it's all happy purring, and the next you have teeth marks on your hand and a bloody forearm. Bret tells us that, after a certain point, it started to turn him off a little bit.

Eventually, the blind waiter comes over and asks whether anyone would like to switch seats. Kristy Joe says that she's good, and Destiney replies, "Don't be selfish, bitch!" Michael helps Destiney up, and the night-vision camera operators get a primo cooch shot. Seriously, her dress is so short that I don't think there's any way it could cover the entire labia majora. Destiney and Ambre switch seats, so that Ambre can get some time next to Bret. And then Destiney and Kristy Joe go to the bathroom together, leaving Ambre and Bret alone. Ambre wastes no time in telling Bret that she wants to kiss him, and there is lots of slurping and heavy breathing and whatnot. And at one point, Ambre totally has her eyes open! It's all very Britney And Kevin: Chaotic and is generally what gonorrhea looks like. Ambre thinks it's the hottest and sexiest kiss ever, and thinks, "I hope this is Bret I'm kissing." Wouldn't it be quite a twist if it were actually Ed Asner? Ambre wants to keep this special moment a secret. Kristy Joe and Destiney return. Bret and the girls leave, and the restaurant owners are left to fumigate.

The group returns home, where the other girls are waiting, drunk and scantily clad, to get themselves a little piece of Bret, or a piece of little Bret. Bret knows that the other girls are feeling ignored, but says that he needs to spend some time with Kristy Joe. There's something about her, he says, that he needs to figure out. Basically, he wants to know whether she's a psycho or not. He's been in the data collection phase of this research project for quite a while now, hasn't he? The other girls see K.J. disappear into Bret's room, and are pissed.