The group returns home, where the other girls are waiting, drunk and scantily clad, to get themselves a little piece of Bret, or a piece of little Bret. Bret knows that the other girls are feeling ignored, but says that he needs to spend some time with Kristy Joe. There's something about her, he says, that he needs to figure out. Basically, he wants to know whether she's a psycho or not. He's been in the data collection phase of this research project for quite a while now, hasn't he? The other girls see K.J. disappear into Bret's room, and are pissed.
In his room, Bret asks Kristy Joe if she's real, or if she's fucking around with him. She replies that she's messing with his head, and laughs. Bret's heart -- and other parts, I'm sure -- are telling him to keep Kristy Joe, but his head is wondering if she's emotionally available. He tells Kristy Joe that he doesn't want her to go, but he can't keep her there if she's still in love with the guy she is/was married to. Bret rambles that if Kristy Joe wants to be there, she needs to show him. She says that's exactly what she was doing on the date. Bret interviews that Kristy Joe is completely emotionally unstable. However, he loves crazy girls, and she's turning him on. Didn't they have this conversation a bunch of times a few episodes ago? Snore. Bret wants Kristy Joe to stay in his room and...snuggle with him? Seriously? I guess he's secretly a teddy bear in a wig. Kristy Joe agrees, as long as he locks the door. He says that the door will be so locked.
Back to the other girls, who are still fuming. Destiney thinks it's totally unfair that Bret went on a date with Kristy Joe AND is now spending the night with her. Daisy is feeling the pains of being Yesterday's Whore. Apparently, she says, Bret and Kristy Joe are already in love or something, and she wants to give up. Meanwhile, Bret and Kristy Joe make out. Daisy stays up all night crying/keeping watch. At 4:21 AM, Kristy Joe sneaks out of Bret's room. She interviews that she's falling for Bret and is starting to feel a connection. She's scared. I'd be more scared of choking on a wayward implant that's been shoved down your throat, K.J. God knows some of these girls have a few to spare.
The next morning, Catherine cooks breakfast in a leopard-print negligee. It's something Sue Ellen Ewing would have done in her prime, for sure. Catherine's making breakfast in bed for Bret as a last-ditch attempt to horn in a little time with him. Or, as Megan narrates, to force Bret to look at her. Megan thinks that Bret should put Catherine out of her misery and send her to the glue factory. Catherine enters Bret's room to find him sleeping like a baby who just got laid by Kristy Joe. Catherine wakes him up and puts the tray of vittles in front of him. Bret tells us that, although one of the initial rules of the house was not to come in his room unless Big John gave them permission, he's now not minding it so much and in fact likes that some of the girls are making an effort to get to know him. Catherine, for her part, wants Bret to know that he shouldn't base his eliminations on the challenges. He should, however, base his eliminations on the fact that Catherine is wearing sheer black hose with her leopard-print negligee. Bret has to go, but makes out with Catherine a little bit just to be nice.