Eliminations! Kristy Joe is feeling very confident and thinks that she and Bret will be able to start connecting on a deeper level. Inna is worried that her connection with Bret is fading. Catherine is a big loser when it comes to getting dates. Bret enters. I think he let Inna apply his eyeliner. Daisy interviews that she wants to stay in the house until she and Bret are in love, and then have to move out of the house. The pig/ho achievement gap widens with each passing moment of this show.
Jessica is called first to stay, and is very happy. Destiney interviews that Jessica is too sweet and innocent to date someone like Bret. Spoken like a woman who doesn't know the meaning of the word "ravage." Next is a woman who kisses amazingly in the dark. Kristy Joe smiles. But the joke is on you, dicksucker whorebag, because it's Ambre who is called! Daisy, looking extra plastic-y, is called next, followed by Megan. Next is a girl Bret thinks is a super hot rock chick. Peyton smiles widely. But the joke is on you, dicktucker snorebag, because it's Destiney who is called. Peyton says she's more than a super-hot rock chick. She wants another chance. The camera pans to Peyton, whose chest is either really, really sweaty or covered in baby oil. Maybe she's taking hotness tips from the slick pigs? They probably got a book deal right out of college. And then Kristy Joe is called. Inna Tuna wants to kill her. Kristy Joe notices that the energy in the room changes whenever she gets a pass, and says that Bret likes her and the other ladies need to get the heck over it.
It's down to Peyton, Catherine, and Inna Tuna for the last pass. Peyton thinks that a miracle pulled out of a hat would be the only thing to save her. Maybe the glistening on her chest is the tears of Baby Jesus? One side of Catherine's brain is saying that she's going home, while another is telling her not to give up. The third side is planning how she'll impress Bret with her mastery of the Mashed Potato and Hand Jive if she stays. Bret tells the women that his decision was difficult, but is based on how he feels. He calls Inna Tuna to him and asks her if she's attracted to him. She says of course she is. He notes that she was very strong at the beginning, but that he's been losing her a bit. He wonders in an interview where his Ukranian Love Tank has gone. Nonetheless, Inna Tuna gets a pass. This of course means that Peyton and Catherine are out.
Bret stares at Peyton's sweaty chest and tells her that she looks absolutely beautiful, before spewing some bullshit about not wanting to lose her as a friend. Peyton is very upset. She thinks that she and Bret had the makings of an incredible passionate couple. Eh. If Melissa Etheridge weren't already taken, I'd suggest that Peyton might want to go that route. Janis Ian might still be available. Bret then calls Catherine to him. She's all sweaty in the chest, too! Maybe she and Peyton were having hot flashes? Bret says that he didn't get to know Catherine as well as he got to know some of the other girls. Plus, he hates old chicks. Catherine walks off and is now wearing white shoes with sheer black pantyhose. She deserves to be booted, man. She holds it together as she says that there are people in the house who don't want this as much as she does, and that Bret will have to figure that out for himself. I am dying to get this woman on What Not To Wear or some Oprah-sponsored makeover show. Anybody?