The next morning, Big John calls the girls together and rips into the VIPS again, saying that if something is going on, they should attend, at least for a while. Destiney panics. And for reals, I say let the bitches get some Zs. After all, they need about 30 cumulative years of beauty sleep. The three challenge winners get Bret Mail, which is read demonstratively by Ambre: "Last night I peeped your best / You proved to me that you can entertain / Now it's time for all-terrain / Later tonight three of us go / Exit stage left, you're off the show. / See you downstairs in one hour." Can they not add a "I know you smell like tuna, be sure to shower"? Unresolved couplet!!

While the three peepshow winners go off to their date, Megan, Jessica, and Destiney decide to make Bret a card to express how sorry they are for not spending time with him. Okay, first of all, who is this "Jessica" they keep throwing on my screen, and how did she get in the VIP room? Second of all, I hope you're going to add some tits along with the glitter and hearts if you want that card to be effective.

Meanwhile, date! They're going four-wheeling. Daisy says she's worried because she's never done it and she doesn't want to look like an idiot in front of Bret, but really I think it's because if she gets thrown off and something cracks open when she lands face-down, green slime will shoot everywhere. Bret tells us that ATVing is great, because when you're done, the hot sun and vibration makes you want to...mmph. It's like sitting on a dryer for adventurous people. The girls suit up; Bret gives them some basic instruction. Daisy is confused. Still, everyone manages to ride without dying. So far. Back at home, Inna Tuna and Angelique decide to set up a floor for a dance contest. It has lots of flowers and candles. It's true that nothing makes you move like a foot on fire. Oh, and the VIPs make their card, which maybe has cut-out swords on it? I guess it's a tribute to Bret's love of Pirates of Penzance.