This of course leaves room for one more girl. Ambre says her legs are shaking. Perhaps it's a side effect of having her hair FROSTED? No matter. She gets the pass. She is very excited and feels like she dodged a big silver bullet. Either Ambre has an aversion to straightforward solutions perceived to have extreme effectiveness, has an aversion to giant cans of Coors Lite, or is a werewolf. I don't know, I think I see a fang poking out. The other losers have to go home. Sorry, Ashley! Sorry, Missi! Sorry, Erin! Angelique tells us that when Bret let Erin go, she realized he was looking for more than just a pretty face. That's a good thing, she says, because beauty is only skin deep. Any strike against beauty is a boon for Angelique. Meanwhile, Erin would like to tell Bret that all of America will think he made the wrong decision. I mean, I personally would rather date Erin than, like, 102% of these freaks, but I have a negative ability to actually care. As for Courtney, they're not going to boot her or physically move her out of her bed tonight. Angelique asks if that means one of them can sleep with him. Bret kind of points at her with a mild look of terror in his eyes. When Courtney wakes up, Bret wants someone to tell her that her tour is ended. Maybe they'll at least let her keep her silver barf bucket as a souvenir.
This season on Rock of Love: Roller derby! Pigs! Lacey! Rodeo! Heather! Barfing at the table! Ah, it feels like home.