Rock of Love

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author
2-13
Recap

Reunited and It Feels Like a Punch to the Head

Reunion - As Heather tries her best to give Daisy a concussion, Bret manages not to get dumped again on national TV.

 2008.04.20
2008.04.21		 A+

Potes
2-12
Weecap

Bret's Rock of Love

Bret's Rock of Love - Bret takes Ambre and Daisy to Cancun to determine who will be his rock of love, and someone learns the hard way that -- you guessed it -- even the rose of manufactured TV romance has its thorn.

 2008.04.13
2008.04.14		 A

Potes
2-11
Weecap

Rockin' the Rents

Rockin' the Rents - It's the second annual meet the parents episode! This time with 100% fewer accusations of dicksuckery. (Boo.)

 2008.04.06
2008.04.07		 B+

Potes
2-10
Weecap

Bitter Suite

Bitter Suite - Everyone hates Daisy. Well, everyone except for the one man who will forgive her anything she tells him if he can look down her shirt as she's saying it. In Vegas!

 2008.03.21
2008.03.31		 A+

Potes
2-9
Weecap

Going to Ex-tremes

Going to Ex-tremes - Heather's back, bitches, and she will get you drunk and make you tell her all about how you still live with your ex-boyfriend. If you're Daisy, that is.

 2008.03.24
2008.03.24		 A

Potes
2-8
Weecap

Video Vixens

Video Vixens - The girls shoot videos for two of Bret's new songs. Sadly, neither of them involves a waxen mannequin wearing a wig.

 2008.03.16
2008.03.17		 A-

Potes
2-7
Weecap

Red, White, And A Little Blue

Red, White, And A Little Blue - There's a lot of Kristy Joe drama, but everything pales in light of the fact that Daisy has apparently never heard the U.S. national anthem. And, in sad news for fishes everywhere, Inna Tuna is sent back to the sea.

 2008.03.02
2008.03.03		 A

Potes
2-6
Weecap

Once A Cowgirl

Once A Cowgirl - It's a bad day for the more mature set as Peyton and Catherine get the boot. At least they'll have that AARP magazine cover story to look forward to.

 2008.02.24
2008.02.24		 A

Potes
2-5
Weecap

Mud Bowl II

Mud Bowl II - Daisy is the MVP of the second annual Mud Bowl, which means Bret takes her on a special date to the Whore Store. Romance is alive!

 2008.02.17
2008.02.18		 N/A

Potes
2-4
Weecap

A Ride On The Wild Side

A Ride On The Wild Side - A motorcycle challenge and '50s style pinup shoot are completely overshadowed by the fact that Aubrey took one too many hormone pills this week.

 2008.02.10
2008.02.11		 A

Potes
2-3
Weecap

Stroller Derby

Stroller Derby - Lacey's back in all of her baby-beating glory, and while Destiney and Daisy try to take out Kristy Joe, it is our precious Angelique who pays the price for loving to display the goods that God -- and a team of surgeons who got their medical degrees in, like, Bora-Bora -- gave her.

 2008.01.27
2008.01.28		 A-

Potes
2-2
Weecap

Peepshow

Peepshow - Note to self: When participating in a peepshow, try licking one's own boobs. And always know the difference between The Worm and The Shopping Cart. It might come in handy one day.

 2008.01.20
2008.01.21		 A

Potes
2-1
Weecap

Premiere

Premiere - We meet the 20...lovely?...ladies?...who want a crack at Jes's sloppy seconds. To be honest, it's all a little terrifying.

 2008.01.13
2008.01.16		 A-

Potes
1-12
Weecap

Season 1 Reunion

Season 1 Reunion - It's just like the DJ says: love's a game of easy come and easy go.

 2007.09.30
2008.01.14		 A

Potes
1-11
Weecap

The Rose & The Thorn

The Rose & The Thorn - As you well know, Jes wins. Er, "wins."

 2007.09.23
2008.01.13		 A

Potes
1-10
Weecap

Meet The Parents

Meet The Parents - Bret invites the parents of his final three to come stay at the house for a few days, and we learn why God invented television.

 2007.09.16
2008.01.11		 A+

Potes
1-9
Weecap

Vegas Baby

Vegas Baby - A trip to Vegas has the girls seeing Bret in concert and, in the case of Jes and Lacey, seeing things I don't even want to think about. Meanwhile, Brandi M. loves Bret, then she doesn't, then she does, and he just can't deal with it no more.

 2007.09.09
2008.01.10		 A-

Potes
1-8
Weecap

Superfan Challenge

Superfan Challenge - If Heather's wardrobe made you question her taste, wait until you see her get Bret's name tattooed on her neck.

 2007.09.02
2008.01.08		 A

Potes
1-7
Weecap

Show Me Your Hits

Show Me Your Hits - Brandi proves that not even a hot stripper can look good in a Willie Nelson beard as Bret gets an earful about Lacey. In the end, it's a mouthful that saves her, and Mia is sent home instead.

 2007.08.26
2008.01.08		 A

Potes
1-6
Weecap

Tour Bus Challenge

Tour Bus Challenge - Get on the bus, Gus! But only after you dig around in a dumpster for Bret's favorite guitar pick.

 2007.08.19
2008.01.07		 A

Potes
1-5
Weecap

First Annual Bret's Mudbowl

First Annual Bret's Mudbowl - While Jes gets to know Bret better, we learn that Erin possibly wants to "wait on" Justin Timberlake and Heather possibly "banged" Vanilla Ice. Bret, who has possibly lost his ability to flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, is perturbed.

 2007.08.12
2008.01.07		 A-

Potes
1-4
Weecap

Riff It Good

Riff It Good - The girls sing! It's really terrible, but at least it's better than Bret singing. And, sadly, it's the end of the legend that is Rodeo.

 2007.08.05
2008.01.03		 A

Potes
1-3
Weecap

Motocross

Motocross - The girls get down on some dirt bikes, while a nation prays for Dallas to knock a bitch out.

 2007.07.29
2008.01.02		 A

Potes
1-2
Weecap

Talk Dirty To Me

Talk Dirty To Me - Everyone is up in arms that Erin has a boyfriend. But she actually...oh, never mind.

 2007.07.22
2008.01.01		 A

Potes
1-2
Extra

The Casting Special

The Casting Special - If you are looking to learn tricks you can do with fake boobs, you have found your Mecca.

 2007.06.31
2007.12.31		 B+

Potes
1-1
Weecap

Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time

Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time - In which Bret gets introduced to twenty-five pairs of giant breasts, and we all learn that if you chich you wadda.

 2007.07.15
2007.12.31		 A+

Potes