Moving on, Riki asks Farrah who are the true Blondetourage alumni. Farrah answers this question seriously, which cracks me up. In the beginning there was Gia, but after she got eliminated Farrah and Ashley were the Blondetourage core. Farrah notes that she and Ashley sent Bret a friend request -- I'm guessing on Facebook or Myspace -- which he has apparently not yet confirmed! That is cold. Riki asks if Bret is a member of the Blondetourage, and I am now officially tired of hearing the word Blondetourage. Bret does confirm that Ashley and Farrah could party their asses off, which is something I think we already knew. Riki then asks Bret if he knew the secret handshake, and Ashley replies, "He knows a different kinda handshake that I taught him." Okay, that was awesome. Riki, crack interviewer that he is, asks Ashley what the purpose of the Blondetourage was, and Ashley says, "The purpose of the Blondetourage is what the fuck would be the purpose of Rock of Love without us?" It may sound obnoxious but she is, in fact, correct, as is Farrah when she interjects that the season got so lame once they were booted. She adds that even when they felt like they couldn't party anymore they still sucked it up and partied just for the show. It is a triumph of the spirit, for sure, and I personally thank them for it.