However, as much as Daisy's logical reasoning might appeal to us, Bret likes his bitches crazy. He says that two girls today have told him that they're falling in love with him. One girl has said that she's loving the experience. Bret calls Destiney to him. He thinks she's awesome and a strong person, and wishes they had more time to get to know each other better. There hasn't been enough time for Destiney's heart to fall in love with Bret, nor for Bret to fall in love back. Destiney says she'll never forget Bret, and he lies that he'll never forget her either. Destiney's tour ends here. Destiney thinks that it sucks and that she and Bret would have made a great couple. Eh.
Bret tells Daisy and Ambre that he's so happy that he's got down to two beautiful girls that he cares about insanely. He breaks the good news that they'll be going to Cancun! Both women are excited. Daisy is so excited, in fact, that as she walks toward Bret she rubs the sides of her gigantic knockers. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER? I think all of that speculation on the forums that something neurological is at play might not be that far off. Ambre thinks she's in for the fight of her life. Bret wants to bone both of them at once. It's just another day in the Rock of Love house.
Next week: Season finale! Mexico! Daisy hurls off of the side of a boat. Ambre goes sans underwear at dinner. Daisy gets offended that Ambre called her a stripper and Ambre is like, duh, that's your job, ho. How in the world will Bret choose?
And in a sad postscript, this episode was dedicated to the memory of Tommy Moore, December 1951 - 2008. R.I.P., bad-ass biker dad.