http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2012 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:31:33 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Reunion: Don't Call That Man!. ]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/reunion-11.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/reunion-11.php Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:31:33 -0500 Bret's Rock of Love III: Taya doesn't even put out and STILL wins. What the French? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/brets-rock-of-love-iii.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/brets-rock-of-love-iii.php Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:22:31 -0500 Double Dates: Mindy's in a funk. Taya's in a funk. Jamie's just kind of funky. It's the final three, everybody! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/double-dates.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/double-dates.php Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:48:58 -0500 Duet To Me One More Time: The girls write lyrics to a Bret Michaels song, and only one is clever enough to incorporate the word "skanks." Meanwhile, dull, catfights, dull, duller. Can someone please start a campaign to bring back Farrah and Ashley? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/duet-to-me-one-more-time.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/duet-to-me-one-more-time.php Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:14:05 -0500 Episode 9: The girls' ex-boyfriends stop by to dish the dirt to Ambre and Heather. Brittanya takes this chance to assault Heather with fists and spit, so Bret decides her tour will stop here. Then he asks Ashley, whose ex is really not an ex at so much as a current boyfriend, if she's ready to have a relationship with him. She's not, so she goes, too. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/episode-9.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/episode-9.php Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:05:33 -0500 Bikini Day Care: In an ongoing effort to corrupt our youth, Bret Michaels gives several children the babysitters of a lifetime. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/bikini-day-care.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/bikini-day-care.php Mon, 09 Mar 2009 09:55:29 -0500 Truck Stop Games: The girls show their skills at belly flopping into a tub of beer and working the pole at the first annual Truck Stop Games. Meanwhile, Kami voluntarily gets off the bus, Kelsey learns that speedbumps are always there for you in tough times, and Taya's real name is Laurie! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/truck-stop-games.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/truck-stop-games.php Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:56:50 -0500 Episode 6: It's Bret's annual Mud Bowl! Mindy is the MVP and quite possibly is devirginized as a reward. Bret gets some sad news on the road, and shows some common sense in realizing that a bus full of skanks is not the best environment for someone who's just lost a family member. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/episode-6-5.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/episode-6-5.php Mon, 16 Feb 2009 09:03:31 -0500 Episode 5: Bret's not feeling a connection with any of the existing girls, so he adds three newbies to the tour. He then gets upset when everybody's totally fine with it, and the home viewing audience gets to bask in the glow of his crippling insecurity. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/episode-5-5.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/episode-5-5.php Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:17:43 -0500 Roadies: Ashley witnesses Beverly kissing Bret's drummer, requests a cheeseburger, then threatens to puke on your mom. All in a day's work. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/roadies.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/roadies.php Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:35:08 -0500 Episode 3: The girls hit the ice rink against Lacey and a team of female hockey players, which leaves Melissa with a popped implant and Brittaney with a reputation as a sock-stealer. Meanwhile, Beverly is no fun at all when her first date with Bret takes place in a strip club. Jerk. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/episode-3-6.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/episode-3-6.php Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:04:39 -0500 Episode Two: Bret has the girls write him some mock wedding vows, which some use as an opportunity to express their willingness to get tapped from behind, and Brittaney uses as an opportunity to begin the unveiling of her true crackhead self. Meanwhile, Constandina picks the wrong time to take a vow of chastity. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/episode-two-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/episode-two-1.php Mon, 12 Jan 2009 10:04:12 -0500 Season Premiere: Two buses plus 20 skanks plus one aging rock star equals a tragic sort of amusement for us, the home viewing audience. In the premiere, we learn that life is hard on the road, as evidenced by one contestant nearly getting choked to death and another serving shots out of her vagina. True fact. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/season-premiere-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/season-premiere-1.php Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:14:43 -0500 Reunion: As Heather tries her best to give Daisy a concussion, Bret manages not to get dumped again on national TV. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/reunion-10.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/reunion-10.php Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:11:22 -0500 Bret's Rock of Love: Bret takes Ambre and Daisy to Cancun to determine who will be his rock of love, and someone learns the hard way that -- you guessed it -- even the rose of manufactured TV romance has its thorn. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/brets-rock-of-love.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/brets-rock-of-love.php Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:50:03 -0500 Rockin' the Rents: It's the second annual meet the parents episode! This time with 100% fewer accusations of dicksuckery. (Boo.) http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/rockin-the-rents.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/rockin-the-rents.php Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:49:02 -0500 Bitter Suite: Everyone hates Daisy. Well, everyone except for the one man who will forgive her anything she tells him if he can look down her shirt as she's saying it. In Vegas! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/bitter-suite.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/bitter-suite.php Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:13:55 -0500 Going to Ex-tremes: Heather's back, bitches, and she will get you drunk and make you tell her all about how you still live with your ex-boyfriend. If you're Daisy, that is. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/going-to-extremes.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/going-to-extremes.php Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:45:10 -0500 Video Vixens: The girls shoot videos for two of Bret's new songs. Sadly, neither of them involves a waxen mannequin wearing a wig. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/video-vixens.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/video-vixens.php Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:04:49 -0500 Red, White, And A Little Blue: There's a lot of Kristy Joe drama, but everything pales in light of the fact that Daisy has apparently never heard the U.S. national anthem. And, in sad news for fishes everywhere, Inna Tuna is sent back to the sea. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/red-white-and-a-little-blue.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/rock-of-love/red-white-and-a-little-blue.php Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:41:15 -0500