Rock of Love

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Season 1 Reunion

Next to be featured is Rodeo! Woo hoooo! We relive how she felt Bret in her soul, through the hand, and how she freaked the fuck out about the kid that she abandoned while she went on national TV. Oh, and then Bret gave her his hat when he let her go with dignity. And she still has the hat! It's why children love her, after all. Or it's all about the music. Or she uses it to carry around her L.A. Kids. I don't know. She and Bret hug and then she yells, "Rodeooooo, baby!" Riki asks how hard it was to leave the show in that way, and Rodeo says sometimes you have to put your family first. However, she never gave up on Bret and couldn't shake him ever after she was gone. With a quivering voice, and hooters that are barely contained by the strip of, like, bric-a-brac she's wearing under her suit jacket, she says she fell for Bret on the show, and still feels for him a lot. If it doesn't work out with Jes, Rodeo wants Bret to give her a second chance if he is able to. Bold! Bret reiterates that he let Rodeo go because she needed to spend time with her boy, but he still really likes her a lot and she is an awesome human being. My guess is that that's code for, "No, I don't think I'll be doing that." Bret gets up to hug her, and she clutches onto him like a cat hanging on your sweater and totally gets the crazy eyes. Riki asks Rodeo what she has planned for the future. She's making organic barbeque sauce and clothing. And I mean, of course she is. Riki makes fun of her for plugging sauce after her emotional moment with Bret. Your baby ain't sweet like mine, Riki. Rodeo's got sauce.

Rock of Love

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