Brandi calls it the most horriblest music ever. I could not describe it better. She mocks Lacey's walk in the video quite well, and Lacey herself does a mockery of Brandi's video, which is apparently called, Dicksuckery: The Blow Job Brandi Story. Yes, Brandi apparently made a porno. She says she was young and stupid. See, I love Brandi. She's just like, "Yeah, whatever, I did porn." Riki asks if there were other things that happened between Bret and Lacey that we didn't see on TV. Brandi says that the reason she took herself out of it at the end was because she heard Lacey fucked him, and that turned her off. Lacey says it's hearsay, and she heard a lot of stuff about a lot of people. Brandi notes that she wasn't the one sneaking into his bedroom every night. She quips, "I don't wanna be with him after he slept witchu." Riki dismisses Brandi, who looks more than ever like a young Kim Zimmer. Oh, and ha! It's time for Lacey to play a song she wrote about her experiences on the show. It's called "Shallow," by Lacey and Nocturne. It goes something like this, "I'm here to finally take the truth out of the shadow / I could care less about any of you all / I swear to God you've never met someone so shallow / I'd go out of the way to leave you feeling small." The other girls look like they got a whiff of the aforementioned smellovision, except for Brandi C., who is rocking out. Anyway, Lacey sucks.