Back at the house, Roxy is bummed because the Red Team's loss means she won't get any one-on-one time with Bret. Catherine tells her that she's got her VIP pass, which is a ticket into the chocolate factory. Nice word choice. She's seriously going to bust into "White Boys / Black Boys" from Hair, isn't she? She'll be like, "Have you heard about the groovy scene that just burst onto Broadway? Maybe we can try to catch it after tonight's Laugh-In." Roxy was hoping to win the challenge so she could save the VIP pass for a later date. All she can do, she says, is sit and see what happens. Sometimes a non-strategy is the best of all, and then again sometimes it's the worst.
It's time for the group date! And let me just explain some of the wardrobe stylings going on here. First off, Aubrey looks like what would happen if the Mad Hatter mated with Mr. Peanut. Inna Tuna is unironically wearing a black feather boa. And then there's Angelique. Forever aware of the dangers of identity theft, Angelique decided to run the bottom of her dress through a paper shredder. And then she vomited all over it, which may or may not have been an accident. At least Bret gets a taste of what life with one and a half transvestite prostitutes on each arm is like.













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